Taylor Swift helps Pete Davidson ruthlessly roast a trio of 'virgin' SNL writers in hysterical skit

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    Taylor Swift and Pete Davidson teamed up for a hilarious music video, in which they ruthlessly roasted a trio of ‘virgin’ Saturday Night Live writers.

    While the three writers were initially thrilled to work with the 27-year-old comedian, they quickly regret the decision when they heard the lyrics at their expense.

    As the actor referred to his costars as ‘three sad virgins,’ they look dismayed and later told the star that they’ve actually had sex just ‘not super recently.’

    Unexpected: Taylor Swift surprised fans by appearing in a music video with Pete Davidson , in which they teased a trio of ¿virgin¿ SNL writers

    Unexpected: Taylor Swift surprised fans by appearing in a music video with Pete Davidson , in which they teased a trio of ‘virgin’ SNL writers

    ‘Guys, it’s just a parody video. You guys are just playing characters,’ Davidson assured them after they expressed their concerns.

    To stress his point, Davidson assured Ben Marshall, John Higgins, and Martin Herlihy that nobody would confuse them with their characters.  

    As he continues to roast and ‘humiliate’ them, they explain they’ve had enough and confront Kim Kardashian’s rumored boyfriend. 

    Oh no: While the three writers are initially thrilled to work with the 27-year-old comedian, they quickly regret the decision when they hear the lyrics dished by Davidson at their expense

    Oh no: While the three writers are initially thrilled to work with the 27-year-old comedian, they quickly regret the decision when they hear the lyrics dished by Davidson at their expense

    Just for fun: As The King of Staten Island actor refers to the three men ¿three sad virgins,¿ they look dismayed and later tell the star they¿ve actually had sex just ¿not super recently'

    Just for fun: As The King of Staten Island actor refers to the three men ‘three sad virgins,’ they look dismayed and later tell the star they’ve actually had sex just ‘not super recently’

    Flirty: After quickly greeting Davidson, Swift immediately breaks out in song and can be seen shimmying and caressing a few of the writers

    ¿Ben is like a sad Ron Weasley/ He looks like if big bird/ lost all his feathers,¿ the Red singer muses. ¿Martin has the charm and the sex appeal of a scarecrow¿

    A song or roast? After quickly greeting Davidson, Swift immediately breaks out in song and can be seen shimmying and caressing a few of the writers 

    ‘Guys. I’m sorry. I thought this would be a fun thing for all of us. If it’s not, then, let’s just end it,’ Davidson states as Swift appears to sing the bridge. 

    After quickly greeting Davidson, Swift immediately breaks out in song and can be seen shimmying and flirtatiously caresses a few of the writers. 

    ‘Ben is like a sad Ron Weasley/ He looks like if big bird/ lost all his feathers,’ the Red singer belts. ‘Martin has the charm and the sex appeal of a scarecrow.’

    Bold: She then croons: ¿John has a big-ass bowling ball head/ How does he stay upright with that big, fat melon/ And none of them have the guts to take their shirts off in front of a girl¿

    Bold: She then croons: ‘John has a big-ass bowling ball head/ How does he stay upright with that big, fat melon/ And none of them have the guts to take their shirts off in front of a girl’

    Laughing at themselves: The writers, at this point, look fairly amused as they shrug and say: ¿True¿

    Laughing at themselves: The writers, at this point, look fairly amused as they shrug and say: ‘True’

    Chorus: Her song ends by repeatedly singing ¿three sad virgins whoah¿ and ¿they're gonna die alone¿

    Chorus: Her song ends by repeatedly singing ‘three sad virgins whoah’ and ‘they’re gonna die alone’

    She then croons: ‘John has a big-ass bowling ball head/ How does he stay upright with that big, fat melon/ And none of them have the guts to take their shirts off in front of a girl.’

    The writers, at this point, go from looking embarrassed to slightly amused as they shrug and say: ‘True.’  

    Her song ends by repeating the verses ‘three sad virgins whoah’ over and over again until concluding: ‘They’re gonna die alone.’

    Emotional: The video was a far cry from her performance of 10-minute version of All Too Well, later in the evening

    Emotional: The video was a far cry from her performance of 10-minute version of All Too Well, later in the evening

    Reliving a painful breakup: As she sang her fan-favorite breakup ballad, the track's short film starring Dylan O'Brien and Sadie Sink played behind her

    Reliving a painful breakup: As she sang her fan-favorite breakup ballad, the track’s short film starring Dylan O’Brien and Sadie Sink played behind her

    Musical guest: Rocking her signature red lipstick and an all-black ensemble, Swift could be seen standing on autumn leaves before fake snow sprinkled in the air

    Musical guest: Rocking her signature red lipstick and an all-black ensemble, Swift could be seen standing on autumn leaves before fake snow sprinkled in the air

    The skit was a far cry from her performance of 10-minute version of All Too Well, later in the evening.

    As she sang her fan-favorite breakup ballad, the track’s short film starring  Dylan O’Brien and Sadie Sink played behind her. 

    Rocking her signature red lipstick and an all-black ensemble, Swift could be seen standing on autumn leaves before fake snow sprinkled in the air.  

    All Too Well: Throughout the song, she wore her emotions on her sleeve and looked pained while strumming a red guitar

    All Too Well: Throughout the song, she wore her emotions on her sleeve and looked pained while strumming a red guitar

    Lots of support: She played the breakup song, rumored to be about ex Jake Gyllenhaal, in front of her best friends Selena Gomez, Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds and Cara Delevingne

    Lots of support: She played the breakup song, rumored to be about ex Jake Gyllenhaal, in front of her best friends Selena Gomez, Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds and Cara Delevingne 

    Moved on: Joe Jonas, who she dated from dated in 2008, and his wife Sophie Turner were also present

    Moved on: Joe Jonas, who she dated from dated in 2008, and his wife Sophie Turner were also present

    Throughout the song, she wore her emotions on her sleeve and looked pained while strumming a red guitar.

    She played the breakup song, rumored to be about ex Jake Gyllenhaal, in front of her best friends Selena Gomez, Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds and Cara Delevingne

     Joe Jonas, who she dated from dated in 2008, and his wife Sophie Turner were also present. 

    Pushing through nerves: Ahead of Swift's All Too Well, a source told HollywoodLife that she was pretty anxious

    Pushing through nerves: Ahead of Swift’s All Too Well, a source told HollywoodLife that she was pretty anxious

    'It is such an important performance for her that she keeps telling people she hasn¿t been this nervous in a long time, let alone ever,' the insider told the outlet

    ‘It is such an important performance for her that she keeps telling people she hasn’t been this nervous in a long time, let alone ever,’ the insider told the outlet

    Ahead of Swift’s All Too Well, a source told HollywoodLife that she was pretty anxious. 

    ‘It is such an important performance for her that she keeps telling people she hasn’t been this nervous in a long time, let alone ever,’ the insider told the outlet. 

    The source added: ‘People at SNL are excited but also like seeing that she is nervous as it shows to them that it is going to add a vulnerability to the performance tonight.’

    Incredible: The source added: 'People at SNL are excited but also like seeing that she is nervous as it shows to them that it is going to add a vulnerability to the performance tonight'

    Incredible: The source added: ‘People at SNL are excited but also like seeing that she is nervous as it shows to them that it is going to add a vulnerability to the performance tonight’

    'It will add such a unique experience to the show as what she does tonight will live forever. She is really putting a lot of emotions into it for tonight and she¿s hoping her nervous energy will really make everything as awesome as it can possibly be,' they continued

    ‘It will add such a unique experience to the show as what she does tonight will live forever. She is really putting a lot of emotions into it for tonight and she’s hoping her nervous energy will really make everything as awesome as it can possibly be,’ they continued

    ‘It will add such a unique experience to the show as what she does tonight will live forever. She is really putting a lot of emotions into it for tonight and she’s hoping her nervous energy will really make everything as awesome as it can possibly be,’ they continued.  

    The performance marked her fifth appearance on the long-running NBC series in the past 12 years. 

    She made her SNL debut back in November 2009, serving as both host and musical guest.

    Impressive: The performance marked her fifth appearance on the long-running NBC series in the past 12 years

    Impressive: The performance marked her fifth appearance on the long-running NBC series in the past 12 years

    Beaming: Swift was accompanied by two back-up singers, who she warmly embraced at the end

    Beaming: Swift was accompanied by two back-up singers, who she warmly embraced at the end

    Jonathan Majors, 32, whose new film The Harder They Fall debuted on Netflix last week, began his monologue by humbly expressing his gratitude for the opportunity, before joking about the pains of working with Idris Elba. 

    Speaking of the hunky London-born actor, 49, the 32-year-old Lovecraft Country star quipped: ‘if you ever want to feel bad about how you look, definitely spend two months standing right next to Idris Elba. Humbles you.’

    He went on to share that he grew up a military brat as he dad was in the air force, causing his family to have to move ‘around a lot.’

    Proud: Jonathan Majors, 32, whose new film The Harder They Fall debuted on Netflix last week, began his monologue by humbly expressing his gratitude for the opportunity

    Proud: Jonathan Majors, 32, whose new film The Harder They Fall debuted on Netflix last week, began his monologue by humbly expressing his gratitude for the opportunity

    Funny: Speaking of the hunky London-born actor, 49, the 32-year-old Lovecraft Country star quipped: ¿if you ever want to feel bad about how you look, definitely spend two months standing right next to Idris Elba. Humbles you¿

    Funny: Speaking of the hunky London-born actor, 49, the 32-year-old Lovecraft Country star quipped: ‘if you ever want to feel bad about how you look, definitely spend two months standing right next to Idris Elba. Humbles you’

    ¿I like to say I was born in California, raised in Texas, educated in North Carolina, roughed up in New York City, and re-educated in New Haven, Connecticut. Which I guess is my roundabout way of saying, yeah, I went to Yale,¿ he mused

    ‘I like to say I was born in California, raised in Texas, educated in North Carolina, roughed up in New York City, and re-educated in New Haven, Connecticut. Which I guess is my roundabout way of saying, yeah, I went to Yale,’ he mused

    ‘I like to say I was born in California, raised in Texas, educated in North Carolina, roughed up in New York City, and re-educated in New Haven, Connecticut. Which I guess is my roundabout way of saying, yeah, I went to Yale,’ he mused.

    Majors the marveled at how he went from living in his car and working at red lobster and Olive Garden to hosting SNL.

    ‘Really, that experience, it taught me,’ he said of his struggles. ‘It taught me to work hard. If you trust a plan, great things can happen. I’ve got a beautiful daughter. I’m going to be in the next marvel Ant-man movie, or as the black community likes to call it, not Black Panther.’

    Friendly: Majors and Swift looked proud of themselves after the show wrapped

    Friendly: Majors and Swift looked proud of themselves after the show wrapped 

    Masked up: The Cardigan hitmaker clapped for Majors before they ended up chest bumping

    Masked up: The Cardigan hitmaker clapped for Majors before they ended up chest bumping

    Sweet moments: The 11-time Grammy could be seen congratulating the host on a job well done

    Sweet moments: The 11-time Grammy could be seen congratulating the host on a job well done  

    In his first sketch, his character attempts to woo a sought-after queen by impersonating a prince, when he’s just a ‘dumbass’ toucan salesman. 

    His wife (Ego Nwodim), however, calls him out for having his friend (Kenan Thompson) presenting his as royalty as he attempts to skip out on her and their children. 

    She ultimately drags him out by the ear, before Punkie Johnson comes through the door and secures a dinner invitation.

    Shooting his shot: In his first sketch, his character attempts to woo a sought-after queen by impersonating a prince, when he's just a 'dumbass' toucan salesman

    Shooting his shot: In his first sketch, his character attempts to woo a sought-after queen by impersonating a prince, when he’s just a ‘dumbass’ toucan salesman

    Trouble: His wife (Ego Nwodim), however, calls him out for having his friend (Kenan Thompson) presenting his as royalty as he attempts to skip out on her and their children

    Trouble: His wife (Ego Nwodim), however, calls him out for having his friend (Kenan Thompson) presenting his as royalty as he attempts to skip out on her and their children

    Farewell: She ultimately drags him out by the ear, before Punkie Johnson comes through the door and secures a dinner invitation

    Farewell: She ultimately drags him out by the ear, before Punkie Johnson comes through the door and secures a dinner invitation

    He next appeared in one sketch, titled Advertising Awards, as a Jake the State Farm guy next to Flo from Progressive (Heidi Gardner).

    As they hosted the awards show, they presented a number of eyebrow-raising categories that called companies for their most egregious ads. 

    For the category of ‘You’re Using What to Sell… What?’, BP won for sharing footage of a dolphin, covered in oil, thrashing in pain until a fisherman lends a hand.  

    Look familiar? He next appeared in one sketch, titled Advertising Awards, as a Jake the State Farm guy next to Flo from Progressive (Heidi Gardner)

    Look familiar? He next appeared in one sketch, titled Advertising Awards, as a Jake the State Farm guy next to Flo from Progressive (Heidi Gardner)

    As they hosted the awards show, they presented a number of eyebrow-raising categories that called companies for their most egregious ads

    As they hosted the awards show, they presented a number of eyebrow-raising categories that called companies for their most egregious ads

    Majors and Thompson really showed off their comedic sides while hosting a paranormal show for kids, which clearly leaves them terrified.  

    As one father tells a story of how his son said he World War II plane when he was old, Thompson flips out. 

    ‘That is not a sentence I want coming out of a child’s mouth,’ the comedian, 43, responds. 

    Creepy: Majors and Thompson really showed off their comedic sides while hosting a paranormal show for kids, which clearly leaves them terrified

    Creepy: Majors and Thompson really showed off their comedic sides while hosting a paranormal show for kids, which clearly leaves them terrified

    Just no: As one father tells a story of how his son said he World War II plane when he was old, Thompson flips out

    Just no: As one father tells a story of how his son said he World War II plane when he was old, Thompson flips out

    'That is not a sentence I want coming out of a child's mouth,' the comedian, 43, responds

    ‘That is not a sentence I want coming out of a child’s mouth,’ the comedian, 43, responds

    Both men jump out of their seat as the man says his little boy ‘has a really vivid memory of his plane getting shot down and going under water.’ 

    ‘I do not like this show, man! I don’t like these tales. I’m out. I quit,’ Majors says, but  Thompson pleas with him to stay so he doesn’t have to these ‘spooky stories’ by himself. 

    Their final guest a young girl, named Coraline, terrifies them the most as she supposedly can see dead people, including one (Davidson) behind them.  

    Bone-chilling: Both men jump out of their seat as the man says his little boy 'has a really vivid memory of his plane getting shot down and going under water'

    Bone-chilling: Both men jump out of their seat as the man says his little boy ‘has a really vivid memory of his plane getting shot down and going under water’

    'I do not like this show, man! I don't like these tales. I'm out. I quit,' Majors says, but Thompson pleas with him to stay so he doesn't have to these 'spooky stories' by himself

    ‘I do not like this show, man! I don’t like these tales. I’m out. I quit,’ Majors says, but Thompson pleas with him to stay so he doesn’t have to these ‘spooky stories’ by himself

    Goodbye! Their final guest a young girl, named Coraline, terrifies them the most as she supposedly can see dead people, including one (Davidson) behind them

    Goodbye! Their final guest a young girl, named Coraline, terrifies them the most as she supposedly can see dead people, including one (Davidson) behind them

    Next, Davidson appears in a funny sketch with a solution for men with little or no male friends that lean on their wives or girlfriends for emotional support.

    One woman, then, come forward with the burden of having to listen to her spouse ‘rocket unless information’ at them for ’25 minutes straight.’ 

    ‘All the words come out fast and in the wrong order because he hasn’t spoken to anyone else about that,’ she reflects. 

    Man park: Next, Davidson appears in a funny sketch with a solution for men with little or no male friends that lean on their wives or girlfriends for emotional support

    Man park: Next, Davidson appears in a funny sketch with a solution for men with little or no male friends that lean on their wives or girlfriends for emotional support

    Solution found: One woman, then, come forward with the burden of having to listen to her spouse 'rocket unless information' at them for '25 minutes straight'

    Solution found: One woman, then, come forward with the burden of having to listen to her spouse ‘rocket unless information’ at them for ’25 minutes straight’

    'All the words come out fast and in the wrong order because he hasn't spoken to anyone else about that,' she reflects

    ‘All the words come out fast and in the wrong order because he hasn’t spoken to anyone else about that,’ she reflects

    Too funny: The solution is a 'man park' that is described as being 'like a dog park, but for guys in relationships, so they can make friends and have an outlet, besides their girlfriends and wives'

    Too funny: The solution is a ‘man park’ that is described as being ‘like a dog park, but for guys in relationships, so they can make friends and have an outlet, besides their girlfriends and wives’

    Common interests: Men are seen bonding over debating over whether Michael Jordan or Tom Brady are the G.O.A.T and sharing fun facts, like Vin Diesel having a twin brother

    Common interests: Men are seen bonding over debating over whether Michael Jordan or Tom Brady are the G.O.A.T and sharing fun facts, like Vin Diesel having a twin brother

    The solution is a ‘man park’ that is described as being ‘like a dog park, but for guys in relationships, so they can make friends and have an outlet, besides their girlfriends and wives.’

    Men are seen bonding over debating over whether Michael Jordan or Tom Brady are the G.O.A.T and sharing fun facts, like Vin Diesel having a twin brother. 

    Later, Majors returned as a high Broadway star as he performed with Bowen Yang and Cecily Strong in a not kid-friendly show.

    Singing: Later, Majors returned as a high Broadway star as he performed with Bowen Yang and Cecily Strong in a not kid-friendly show

    Singing: Later, Majors returned as a high Broadway star as he performed with Bowen Yang and Cecily Strong in a not kid-friendly show

    Lots of drug references: While Aidy Bryant's character insisted to her husband the performance would be suitable for their young daughter, she is proven very wrong

    Lots of drug references: While Aidy Bryant’s character insisted to her husband the performance would be suitable for their young daughter, she is proven very wrong

    Shocking: At one point the actors break into song about there being 'no better type of high than shooting speed right in your eye'

    Shocking: At one point the actors break into song about there being ‘no better type of high than shooting speed right in your eye’

    While Aidy Bryant’s character insisted to her husband the performance would be suitable for their young daughter, she is proven very wrong. 

    At one point the actors break into song about there being ‘no better type of high than shooting speed right in your eye.’ 

    They go on to belt: ‘Everybody today is doing drugs.’ 

    Pet Store Ad: A commercial advertises a new pet store founded by the rap group Bone Thugs-N-Harmony (starring Majors, Kenan Thompson, Ego Nwodim, Chris Redd)

    Pet Store Ad: A commercial advertises a new pet store founded by the rap group Bone Thugs-N-Harmony (starring Majors, Kenan Thompson, Ego Nwodim, Chris Redd)

    The fake ad was just over three minutes and featured a dog in a turtleneck and many strange visuals as they promoted their stores' bone for sale z

    The fake ad was just over three minutes and featured a dog in a turtleneck and many strange visuals as they promoted their stores’ bone for sale

    'When you buy a bone, you get a free melodic serenade from us on the way out. The bone thugs,' the cast rap

    ‘When you buy a bone, you get a free melodic serenade from us on the way out. The bone thugs,’ the cast rap 

    As the leads take a bow, Bryant, says: ‘I’m so sorry. I guess it’s not for kids.’

    Hilariously, her kid doesn’t seem fazed at all and insists the show gave her goosebumps with a smile across her face. 

    After a strange pet store ad, Majors stars alongside Nwodim as Pastor J.R. Jr. and his wife.  

    Wild: After a strange pet store ad, Majors stars alongside Nwodim as Pastor J.R. Jr. and his wife

    Wild: After a strange pet store ad, Majors stars alongside Nwodim as Pastor J.R. Jr. and his wife

    Surprise announcement: They revealed they will be on dating apps and have already sent a few invites out to members of their congregation

    Surprise announcement: They revealed they will be on dating apps and have already sent a few invites out to members of their congregation

    In an unexpected move, they announce to their church they are opening their 24-year marriage. 

    They revealed they will be on dating apps and have already sent a few invites out to members of their congregation. 

    Their parishioners are quick to express interest and support them in their journey to explore other partners.  

    Flirty: Their parishioners are quick to express interest and support them in their journey to explore other partners

    Flirty: Their parishioners are quick to express interest and support them in their journey to explore other partners

    Not interested at this time: Kenan Thompson's character seems to get shot down

    Not interested at this time: Kenan Thompson’s character seems to get shot down

    Earlier this week, Swift and Majors’ teased their big night with two promos on SNL YouTube, while joined by cast members Bryant and Yang. 

    The first promo featured Majors in a unique fish-print jacket, flanked by Bryant in a floral print dress and Swift in all blank, with Yang next to Swift in a black top and brown pants. 

    ‘Hi I’m Jonathan Majors and I’m hosting SNL with musical guest Taylor Swift,’ he says while turning to Swift, though Bryant makes a surprise announcement. 

    More songs: Yang chimed in, 'And I will also be doing a song from an album I haven't even written yet,' as Majors asked, 'Guys, have you checked with the producers?'

    More songs: Yang chimed in, ‘And I will also be doing a song from an album I haven’t even written yet,’ as Majors asked, ‘Guys, have you checked with the producers?’

    Music: Swift then turned to the camera and said, 'I'll also be doing music, if there's time, after this,' as Majors added, 'That's true. That is definitely true,' as the first promo comes to an end

    Music: Swift then turned to the camera and said, ‘I’ll also be doing music, if there’s time, after this,’ as Majors added, ‘That’s true. That is definitely true,’ as the first promo comes to an end

    ‘And I’ll also be singing one song from a yet-to-be-released album,’ as Swift started clapping, though Majors was confused, stating, ‘Really? I didn’t know that.’

    Yang chimed in, ‘And I will also be doing a song from an album I haven’t even written yet,’ as Majors asked, ‘Guys, have you checked with the producers?’

    Swift then turned to the camera and said, ‘I’ll also be doing music, if there’s time, after this,’ as Majors added, ‘That’s true. That is definitely true,’ as the first promo comes to an end.

    The second promo also features Majors, Swift, Bryant and Yang, as they tried to go through the promo by saying one word each.

    Chest bump: When they finally nailed the take, they all celebrate with Majors and Swift delivering a chest bump as Bryant says it took just, 'seven takes, baby'

    Chest bump: When they finally nailed the take, they all celebrate with Majors and Swift delivering a chest bump as Bryant says it took just, ‘seven takes, baby’

    When they finally nailed the take, they all celebrate with Majors and Swift delivering a chest bump as Bryant says it took just, ‘seven takes, baby.’

    Majors is coming off his breakthrough role in HBO’s Lovecraft Country last year, which has lead to much more prominent roles.

    He plays one of the lead characters in The Harder They Fall, playing an outlaw who gets his gang back together when his enemy Rufus Buck (Idris Elba) is released from prison. 

    Big roles: Majors is currently filming his first Marvel Studios movie, Ant-Man and the Wasp in Quantumania, where he plays Kang the Conqueror

    Big roles: Majors is currently filming his first Marvel Studios movie, Ant-Man and the Wasp in Quantumania, where he plays Kang the Conqueror

    Majors is currently filming his first Marvel Studios movie, Ant-Man and the Wasp in Quantumania, where he plays Kang the Conqueror.

    Swift is releasing Red (Taylor’s Version), a re-recorded version of her 2012 album, on November 12.

    It was revealed on Thursday that the new album will include previously unreleased material, believed to be aimed at ex Jake Gyllenhaal. 

    New album: It was revealed on Thursday that the new album will include previously unreleased material, believed to be aimed at ex Jake Gyllenhaal

    New album: It was revealed on Thursday that the new album will include previously unreleased material, believed to be aimed at ex Jake Gyllenhaal

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